Paranoid female. Will obsess over Sherlock, Merlin, Supernatural, and other fandoms. A smidge of real life thrown in occasionally.

Beware: opinions and obsessions ahead.

 

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

(Source: candywater)

p1ants:

remember there is a spider that can spin a web thick enough to stop a train, and scientists have figured out how to record our dreams so we can re watch them. u probably have a couple of mongolian war lord atoms in u and a hummingbird can recall every single flower it has visited. there is so much to know and find out if we keep on living. u can do it friends :)

(Source: artfucker1996)

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

possiblyirlroselalonde:

dirkstridersexgod:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

hats off to you tumblr
you even made water a creepy pervert.
WATER.



NO BUT I WAS DRINKING WATER WHEN I SAW THIS AND I STARTED CHOKING AND NOW MY PHONE IS COVERED IN WATER

possiblyirlroselalonde:

dirkstridersexgod:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

hats off to you tumblr

you even made water a creepy pervert.

WATER.

NO BUT I WAS DRINKING WATER WHEN I SAW THIS AND I STARTED CHOKING AND NOW MY PHONE IS COVERED IN WATER

(Source: cannibaltooth)